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A horse on roller skates. What do you think? It’s the most humiliating thing you can do to a horse, right? Unfortunately, I’m not the first to have thought of this.

Then there’s the preoccupine. It’s a porcupine, but it’s way too busy to give you any attention. Please just leave the preoccupine alone! It’s thinking about something.

Okay, well, meet the Pregnosaurus. It’s a dinosaur that is constantly pregnant. Wait, nevermind. That’s impossible. Dinosaurs aren’t mammals and don’t get pregnant.

I registered babyhammer.com the other day. It’s going to be fabulous, once I figure out what to do with it.

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